How dare Houston have the nerve to look at my profile. Fuck you and the horse you road in on, you scaredycat fuckface.
I am so annoyed by guys viewing my profile over and over again when they fell off the face of the earth mid message. One is a diamond SD who has a body from the heavens. He responded once but never again. I’m guessing because hes Diamond, he gets a ton of messages. At least I got a response which I thought was going to continue conversation by how he talked! Oh well. But to continue looking at my profile every other day? Cmon now, get outta here.
In other news, Karate Kid has emailed me every day since our coffee date which is a super good sign. If he is too busy, he emails me right before bed just to see how my day was and to tell me about his. I like him, I really hope we continue on because I could see him as being my main SD. We shall see after dinner this weekend, I am pushing for a pricey Asian steak house because I have never been there and would LOVELOVELOVE to go on someone elses dime 😉
Outside of sugar, Sir Bod A Lot ( he went from B to Sir Bod A Lot. How did that happen? No idea but lets roll with it.) is causing quite a stir. He is not even a year out of a six year relationship but is completely enamored with my existence. This is a little worrisome because to be honest, it is pretty mutual. He doesn’t know it but we are going to have a discussion tonight at dinner about expectations, exclusivity, etc. I am not going to allow exclusivity at this point because (A) I am not far removed from a shitty relationship myself (B) I am afraid he is rebounding despite his claims to the opposite, and (C) My sugar mission is not over yet.
I also have not heard from China in awhile, I think he got tired of trying to plan skype dates and it wasn’t happening. I am kind of over the idea of him at this point and will probably let that one die out on its own.
So, in closing, fuck Houston. Fuck diamond SD who oogles me awkwardly from across the room but won’t say anything. Fuck cupcakes for being so good. Oh and finally fuck that 26 year old SD for not getting back to me after he asked for me email! Curses.